Pictured: Derbyshire criminals jailed for truly bizarre and shocking crimes

Pictured are Derbyshire people put behind bars for half-baked and hare-brained schemes.

Their offences include burglary, assault, affray, fraud and arson.

In one case a respectable Chesterfield businessman torched his accountant’s office in a revenge attack while believing he was paying too much tax.

Another offender with 235 previous offences at the time - used a customer’s car left at the garage where he worked to burgle a cafe.

Derby Crown Court heard he was caught with items such as 24 eggs and 25 cans of fizzy pop.